idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept.  (via adrians)

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robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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hidekee:

セレニティ (Serenity) by 1000Marie
I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure. (via brxknpetal)

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12 hours ago // 324,729 notes
  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

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cloudy-dreamers:

It’s not finished and it’s scruffy but yeah, I tried haha
Instagram: tallyjonesx
spaghetticunt:

betrayed by the booty *throws fedora*

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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